Who is Tracy Metro?I'm a TV host & Ringmaster for everything under the Big Top of life. I'm a foodini, craftortionist, party thrower, clutter tamer, strongwoman and thrift freak.
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Monthly Archives: January 2012
For you non-vegetarians out there, I say… there’s no need to be scared of the fu… as in TOFU! I’ve heard people say it’s got a weird texture or it simply has no flavor. To that I say, pshaw. As … Continue reading
I don’t mean to get all Seinfeld on you, but who would name a piece of furniture a Lazy Boy? Seriously. Lazy is neither a term of endearment nor does any man really want to be referred to as boy. … Continue reading
Great stove! Ah, to own a boat and be boaters, boat-people, boat-y McBoatsteins…Turns out, that silly adage about what the word B.O.A.T. stands for (Break Out Another Thousand) really is true… And we won’t even have engine repair bills to … Continue reading
I haven’t told you everything about me quite yet – patience, people. Patience. It’ll all come out over the course of time, just like your secret love for Barry Manillow. Forgive me. I digress. A few years ago, my husband, … Continue reading